That just happened. wow.

So I just had to delete a facebook friend and fellow alumni of my highschool from my friend's list because they keep obsessively posting videos about Hollywood Blood Sacrifices and The Entertainment Industry's ties to the Illuminati and Satan worshiping and other crazy ass conspiracy theories that frankly, I don't buy into and beyond that, I don't even give two shits about. If rap artists or actors or whoever the fuck else wants to kill each other for Satan so that they sell more records or movie tickets or whatever, I really can't prove it or stop it so, go nuts. Hail Satan. I'm just unable to give half a rat's ass because there is no way for me to prove that this shit is true instead of just what you'd expect: that they died just how the coroner said they did. Which is usually drugs. And also I don't know any of them personally and it's all none of my fucking business if they did drugs or worshiped Satan. But sure, you want to believe that some other famous person killed them to become more famous, ok. But I don't want to hear about it all day. Keep your crazy to yourself. But I decided to watch some of the videos anyway just to see how convincing they would be. And actually, you know what? I found myself thinking "well, this is all massively inconvenient and complex but not impossible. And people will do insane shit for fame and fortune. So, ok, I'll play. UNTIL THEY JUMPED INTO THE DEEP END OF THE CRAZY POOL, HEAD FIRST. Do yourself a solid and just skip to this little gem of a section from about 5:47-6:56

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING (people that know me, anyway). You're thinking, oh ok Anne, they started talking about Kurt Cobain, your teenage idol, and you got all butt hurt and ignored the truth! No, fucktard. The whole concept that Kurt knew about the future 9/11 tragedy back in like '93 and WAS TRYING TO WARN US VIA A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WEARING A SHIRT HE DREW ON HIMSELF IN THE BOOKLET OF HIS BAND'S CD THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO INVERT AND SQUINT AT TO SEE WHAT KINDA SORTA LOOKS LIKE IT COULD SAY 911 IF YOU WERE DRUNK AND ON SOMAS. And so, of course the Illuminati killed him at 27 and made it look an awful lot like a suicide (or his full tilt bozo fellow drug addict wife killing him, whichever theory you subscribe to). He was just too much of a threat! Obvi.

Dude.... what?! These people are so crazy it's almost really awesome. Like, a Beautiful Mind awesome.

OH YEAH, P-FUCKING-S: Please if you and I are acquaintances or friends and you are this big of a nut job, just go ahead and tell me now. It's kind of relevant to whether I can ever take you seriously in any capacity ever again in my life. thanks a bunch.