click this and then read my post. (Make sure you don't need to pee, first!)
i can't sleep so i'm reading other blogs on the internet. i found this blog and it's honest to god the BEST thing ever. thank you, random blog about asinine rap lyrics. i am crying with laughter and i finally feel validated about my opinion on how much most rap sucks. here is just one example of the hilarity to be found on this site. Bowel movements and the difficulty that sometimes accompanies these bodily functions are a valid topic for rap songs and are full of potential for rich and colorful metaphors and rhyme schemes. proof positive that rap is a legitimate art form and should be taken seriously. i'm really glad that guys like this own 20 cars and 10 million dollar homes. with the ability to weave lyrical tapestries like this, they deserve all that and more. so many words come to mind while i am reading these snippets of ACTUAL ASS RAP LYRICS. words like "provocative", "eloquent", and "insightful". fuck, i can't even mock this any more, it's too idiotic. These kinds of lyrics don't need my help to sounds stupid.
this is my favorite website ever. my personal fave is "time to put this pussy on your sideburns" um when is it ever time for that?
ReplyDeleteand basically all the gay ones.