My husband and I just learned a fun new word from the folks at Cracked.com
Are you ready? Chucklefucking. As in "Hold on just one chucklefucking second!" or "That's half the temperature of the chucklefucking sun!"
On an unrelated note, have you ever gone to that site that shows you a map of where all the child molesters in your neighborhood live? Well, we just watched a news doc on OWN about sex offenders and you might be surprised to learn that many of them opt to congregate and live in the large groups in the woods. Like a pack of dangerous wild animals. Does a rapist shit in the woods? Apparently, yes. That sounds great, right? Sounds like they are far away from your children! Yay! Just stay away from wooded areas, kids, and you'll be fine! Except NO, because if you think about it, it's pretty hard to keep tabs on someone who's mailing address is Purple Tent Left of Some Pine Trees, THE CHUCKLEFUCKING WOODS. So yeah maybe they sleep in the woods but maybe they eat lunch at Chuckie Cheese's every day. No one is sure.
One reason they do this is they can't be anywhere near where children congregate or a school and they can't get a job. In Miami Beach they have to live under the bridge. In areas that are confined they are forced into situations like this. This is what they intended when they made the laws so that is the result. Everything has consequences even good laws. If you don't want hard core reality then don't ever go on the cracked website. It's one of the best for BS elimination. I am going to look up that word now.
ReplyDeletewell, i saw the whole show on it so yeah i understand why they live in the woods, they don't have anywhere else to go or they don't want to have to post up the HEY I'M A SEX OFFENDER AND I LIVE HERE flyers or whatever. I get that. but i'm just saying that it's not really good for them to live in the woods, unaccounted for either. i'd really like them to just stay locked up forever. let out all the weed dealers/smokers and keep in the fucking sex fiends.
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