My computer is an old, used up piece of shit

I feel bad dissing my MacBook since Steve Jobs just died. But I'm goig to anyway because a lot of it is my fault. I've lived in some unsavory places and had a lot of drunken, drugged up nights in my past and my laptop sort of reflects that. It's like 4 years old which is really too old anyway. The only reason I mention any of this is I'm basically hoping someone with a fetish for large feet will read this and want to exchange pictures of my feet for an iPad or tablet of kind. I also don't have a problem with exploiting my husbands feet for cash and prizes but his are even funkier and hairier than mine so it might be harder to find the right audience for that. I realize this is a sorry ass come-back after weeks of not blogging but this is more of an anti-comeback. I'm just letting you know that the laptops in this house are in a sorry state and nearly unusable and it's annoying to type all this shit out on my phone. I will at least try to blog short entries more often until I can get a tablet or new laptop.